So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
all the cats in the picture: I don’t give a fuck
The red one’s like “mike are you going to do something about this your friend just dragged his ballsack across the top of my head mike.”
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
HOW TO PUT A SWIMMING CAP ON
Whenever I watch this I forget it’s Daniel Radcliffe playing a bunch of other people and not a bunch of other people dressed as Daniel Radcliffe.
awkwardbeautiful moment when you remember that actors actually act
Martin’s multiple expressions of discontent/sass
Tom Hank’s granddaughter first experience of Disneyland and Winnie the Pooh.